Theme by Themes that you like

Elizabitchez


Even rebels need stupid gifs and fuzzy animal pics sometimes

adriofthedead:

sirdanwj:

image

image

senpai noticed me but shit he noticed i’m a dick

dude fuckin got owned by the potter puppet pals guy

elizabitchez asked:
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we've chatted just briefly on the tumblers, but I am coming to Copenhagen with side trips to Norway and Sweden in October. WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCANDINAVIA????? (Cause why ask a guidebook why there's people on the internet)

stellarvoyage:

Ooh, yay! How fun! What are you going to do over here? 
I have no idea what you’re after, and I’m of course most knowledgeable about Sweden, but I’ll give it a try. 

  • It’s very common to remove your shoes when you enter someone’s home.
  • Scandinavians drink a lot of coffee, and coffee breaks are often scheduled and important (though the Danes drink more beer :))
  • The weather can be both fair, if a bit cool, and horribly wet in October (bring good boots!). If you’re going to western Norway, it will almost certainly rain. In Sweden, it might snow, but it might also be almost summer temperatures.
  • Denmark is really flat. (And I mean it. Their highest point, Himmelsbjerget, or Mount Heaven, doesn’t even reach 200 meters.) Norway is not flat anywhere, but very pretty.
  • Many Scandinavians have a rather quirky sense of humor underneath their quiet, aloof exterior (see Mount Heaven.)
  • Almost everyone between ages 10 and 70 can speak English. 

I think that’s all I can come up with just right now, but if want to know more about a specific location or custom, I’ll do my best.

I am from a place that rains all winter long- so I am bringing a big hooded cashmere coat and a packable raincoat and cute leather boots. I am prepared for wet. Snow will probably have me doing this

We have an apartment in Copenhagen and we’ll be branching out from there. I think we’re going to go to Oslo unless we can find somewhere fun to visit by ferry instead of by plane. We haven’t worked out the Swedish side of things yet cause that seems so much easier.

The quiet but with quirky sense of humor explains SO MUCH about the half Norwegian boyfrand. He’s totally that way.

I wish I could still drink coffee. ………………………

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejillsequence:

inquisitorcassandra:

wadebramwilson:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

1/3 fewer criesperving

why is no-one talking about fat free yort

Weig Waters are the best waters

This had me cry laughing right before an interview for a promotion at work. I’M NOT WEARING WATERPROOF MASCARA. DO YOU KNOW HOW MEAN THAT IS?

thejillsequence:

inquisitorcassandra:

wadebramwilson:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

1/3 fewer cries
perving

why is no-one talking about fat free yort

Weig Waters are the best waters

This had me cry laughing right before an interview for a promotion at work. I’M NOT WEARING WATERPROOF MASCARA. DO YOU KNOW HOW MEAN THAT IS?

Rambling Snowpiercer Meta

magesmagesmages:

elizabitchez:

magesmagesmages:

One reason I get a bit shitty when people start trying to woobify Curtis in Snowpiercer (poor precious baby, he just needs a hug, Loki-style stuff) because yeah, he’s the “heroic” lead, but he eats babies he lets the person who metaphorically represents his change into a better person be killed because he wants to meter out revenge on a power-figure, he is incapable of making the sacrifice necessary to let other people survive (his refusal to cut off his arm) and at the end of the movie he is absolutely ready to take Wilford’s place as an oppressor, it’s only the realisation that he would have to corrupt himself even further than he’s already fallen that stops him.

Read More

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love all of this! And also….

Read More

OH WOW I had not thought of that either, but that’s so absolutely true. NONE of the people who set up the system should be able to escape it (and I’m putting the people at the back of the train in that list, they contributed to the chaos, the savagery at the tail end was unforgivable as well as the oppression from the front).

Uh. Yeah. I mean….

Read More

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

DARREN WILSON WAS FIRED FROM HIS FIRST POLICE JOB FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING OF A BLACK WOMAN.

cakeandrevolution:

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732986/Darren-Wilson-s-policing-job-Missouri-police-department-shut-entire-force-replaced-amid-racism-corruption-allegations.html

His entire department at a previous town was shut down because of widespread corruption. they were literally so bad that people voted to close the police down.