WOW. NEVER HAS ANYONE SAID IT SO WELL. OMG. i’m jealous that this isn’t a quote of me.
Reminds me of zee beach houses.
If you think the appropriate response to a discussion about rape is to suggest that we in turn allow the perpetrator to be raped or think prison rape jokes are acceptable get the fuck off of my blog now.
The button is in the top right corner. Have a nice day.
Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.
THIS IS WHAT STAR TREK IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
When JJ Abrams decided that he didn’t like the “philosophy” of Star Trek, this is some of the stuff he was knocking.
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
lol and that’s even considering that i want to attract guys at all lol.
I LOVE THIS POST WITH ALL MY HEART! Also when I was still interweb dating my profile specifically included the words “bitchy smart feminist” to scare off just those kinds of guys. I ended up with awesome boyfriend, so there’s that.
My meds at the moment are working really fucking well, so I don’t actually take anything during the day for fibro pain. But I do have emergency muscle relaxers for bad days (thanks awesome doc). I took one. It very quickly took the pain down from OH MY GAWD WHY DO I FEEL THIS ALL THE WAY IN MY FACE! to just pain in the pertinent area. Plus I am now a little woozy and don’t give as much of a fuck. SWEET.
Now I need to find something to distract myself with on the Netflix.
For whatever reason you are one of like 5 people I follow that has been posting about poop in the past 72 hours. My dash’s poop-to-everything-else ratio went through the roof, and I’m okay with that.
idek what is going on but it’s been a poop fest up here today and I AM REALLY OKAY WITH THIS.
It’s kind of like hanging out with a group of new moms. Or going to a baby shower. The conversation inevitably turns to poop.
i feel like this parallel between andersmancers and baby showers is some sort of epoch.
Baby shower conversations also often turn to sex as well. Apparently there is a ‘horny as fuck’ stage of pregnancy. Or so I’ve been told. So… if the awkward discussion shoe fits…
THAT SECOND TRIMESTER THO.
LIKE THE MOST RANDOM PEOPLE START TO LOOK REALLY FUCKING HOT.
That second trimester was all x rated dreams, masturbation, sex, sex, and more sex. Seriously, I am surprised I got anything else done.
OH HOLY FUCK NO THE PAIN. And I have fibro, so I am like soooo fucking familiar with pain. But this is like hurts all the way to my tonsils pain.
i can’t believe some of you actually LIKE pete campbell and actually SHIP him with PEGGY
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?
David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.
Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?
Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?
Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?
I”m not sure that guy can be killed.
It’s not always true. I don’t want to spoil too much, but let’s just say that the dude can be killed if he is wearing a modern suit and tie.
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
and space ships.
and every food is healthy
and time machines
and other future stuff
I should’ve been born on the Enterprise
…why is VH1 suddenly on my dashboard
I am not following VH1
I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES
TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE
Language is never neutral.
did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn the lights off and say Bones three times fast McCoy shows up and says “damnit jim im a doctor not a spirt of folklore”
I’ve been wanting to try matte nails lately, but I am not very good at nail polishing.
The trick with nail polishing is….. fuck it- the mistakes wash off in the shower. Don’t worry about getting it all over your cuticles or fingertips or the skin on the sides- as long as you cover the nail totally. Make sure your nails are clean clean clean- no lotion or oils before painting and then wipe down with acetone nail polish remover even if you didn’t have polish on. Use a good sticky base coat. 2 thin coats of polish, then a good quick dry top coat. Once it’s all dry, slather some moisturizer on and work that into your cuticles (this will also help remove polish fuck ups). I like straight up cocoa butter or coconut oil. And then wash your hands and peel off the polish boo boos. I get my polish to last a week or 10 days, but I’ve been switching it up more often lately cause boredom + stress.
i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’
that’s exactly what they are
they are for mental illness
if i had a kidney-related illness, i would hope to have kidney-altering drugs on the market
Boyfriend and I are going to dinner and a movie, but I gotta make a quick run into Ulta for nail polish thinner and remover. I am not a big spender on anything (except my nails lately, which keeping long and purdy distracts me from the horrors of bedbugs and unemployment) so uh, this could be bad. BUT ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE OMBRE NAILS, THAT’S ALL.