May 2012
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ADAMCRAZYPANTS: Zodiac Signs and the weapons... →
flicklives:
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they’d start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. Taurus: Their bare hands, and they’d strangle you to death. They’d stare into…
why do i think that 6 fingered dude in The Princess Bride was a fellow pisces?
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catawampuscreations:
Slinky is trying so hard
Run, slinky, run!
Am I the only one who anthropomorphized the slinky? I can’t be.
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whoneedsfeminism:
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Dinner!
Tell me, is it wrong to have tater tots and liquor for dinner? It’s completely devoid of any nutrients. Does that mean it’s diet food? Is there a tater tots and liquor diet? Can I be the poster girl for it?
I returned a lost child to his mother this morning. Do you think I can join the Avengers now?
Story of a Five Year Old Avenger, Meeting The... →
For all you Avengers geeks out there.
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Sometimes Drawing: Like/Reblog to show Nickelodeon... →
thighhighdalish:
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element-of-change:
WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE NOTES FOR THIS!
IMAGINE IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS ACTUALLY DETERMINED WHETHER THE SERIES IS CONTINUED BEYOND BOOK TWO OR NOT!?!
(And in all likelihood they would notice something like this…
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OFFS!
ouyangdan:
Dear Kidspawn’s teacher,
If you want a conference with me, I would appreciate more than 45 minutes notice. Fuck. Off.
But don’t you know that as the ovary-owning half of a parental unit you should be able to DROP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW because something related to the child MUST BE DEALT WITH NOW!!!!!!! What you have a job, schedule, disability, life, etc. etc. and are unable...
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cone sold stober: my post i tagged all my friends... →
fibromyalgiaproblems:
Today, May 12th, is National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day. (also the awareness day for other neuroimmune/chronic invisible illnesses such as M.E.(Myalgic Enchephalomyelitis) C.F.S.(Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) and G.W.S.(Gulf War Syndrome)) I tagged you all in this note if…
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If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...
– Mila Kunis (via chubby-bunnies)
Cause I know someone (cough, YANGY BABY, cough) who has a major lady-crush on the Kunis.