Elizabitchez

elenilote:

homeiswheretheheartsare:

Tony: ….. it’s too damn early for whatever this is. 

eeeeeeeeehhh so adorable :)

vector-nyu:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

alittlesherlocked:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CANON ACCEPTED.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

mrsmischief:

thornsprite:

…We’re fucked.

I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:

Mark Ruffalo dancing with a muppet makes me happier than booze. And I love booze.

(Source: emilytatham)

ouyangdan:

skyedestiny:

transcendmatter:

“All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh” -Joss Whedon on the commentary for The Avengers

Norse people.

SPECIFICALLY THOR, JOSS.

I think you just like how he keeps a straight, intense face while it happens.

…Now I wanna see Thor zooming through the air post-knock-out-of-frameness wearing the same face.  Just glaring.

Maybe I shouldn’t laugh. 

But I am. 

221tea:

#if you listen closely you can hear Tony snapping in a z formation

(Source: rooneymara)

vanessasketch:

uminoko:

Forever Howling is based on a wonderful drabble by the incredibly talented Historymiss.

So. I might go on for a week about how much I love this. Would that be okay? Because I LOVE this. The use of color, the dreamlike quality to the entire piece, and the drabble that inspired it is so good too. EEEEEE.

This is a thing of beauty. <3

This is gorgeous

You’re a spy, not a soldier.

This is missing the part where she drives an alien like it’s a motorcycle. That’s extra fucking badass.

(Source: finching)