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Little dude was asleep in an iceberg when he should’ve been saving the world from magicians who juggle fire. He wakes up, learns about water, rocks, and fire, and then fights a pissed off grown man with mutton chops.
Also, Sokka boned the moon.
I think that covers most of it. Except for ALL THE GIRLS.
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My “feminist legacy” will most likely consist of the following, this being the internet age and all:
1. Having pissed off Amanda Palmer one time
2. Pictures of Winston, and/or the fact that I refuse to shut up about having fibromyalgia and, like, being in pain and stuff…
Wevs, bitchez. I am the queen of poverty blogging. How’s that for a legacy? I am the mouth of the 20 percent, baby. I once got all the shitty forced birther’s at Jill Staneck’s site praying for my baby-killing soul. I used that to run a contest to pay my rent. Who cares more about the children? Good Christians or Godless Whores. (BTW it was Godless Whores for the win, by something like 40 to 1). I was a racist for not voting for Obama and sexist for not voting for Palin, never mind that I voted for the Black and Brown ladies of the Green party. I got more reader votes in the stupid “best political blogging” contest than anyone else- and still got shut out of the finals.
My legacy will be foul-mouthed and whiskey-stained and fearless and fuck you. That’s my legacy.
(I think we should all be doing a What’s my legacy post. It’s good to remind ourselves how awesome we are. )
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I just had to share this because I think it’s an awesome tweet.
Ohhhhhh burn.
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The attempt by Republican men to wrestle American women back into chastity belts has not only breathed life into President Obama, it has roused and riled Hillary. And that could turn out to be the most dangerous thing the wildly self-destructive G.O.P. leaders have done.
Don’t Tread on Us - NYTimes.com
That’s right GOP, keep demeaning the women and we will release the Clinton!
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Omg we will release the Clinton.
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We will release the Clinton.
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LORD HAVE MERCY
THE CLINTON HAS RISEN
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO FACE HER
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SHE IS THE CLINTON. SHE IS LEGION. SHE DOES NOT FORGIVE. SHE DOES NOT FORGET. EXPECT HER.
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WE ARE ONE. WE ARE THE CLINTON.
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I still don’t think Obama’s a “Staunch defender of women’s rights”. But I trust Hillary to kick some nutsacks for us.
RELEASE THE CLINTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahaha.
Pffft.
Maybe YOU didn’t…
I eat sexy beast and wash it down with a can of kick ass every fucking day.
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This lady freaking gets it.
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